The UK Is Becoming Wetter, Warmer And Sunnier, Climate Cultists Terrified

Finally we’re getting some good weather but it has melted the minds of the climate cult

This often cold, cloudy, gloomy Island is finally getting some decent weather and for some reason this is seen as a bad thing? I don’t know about you guys but when I first heard of global warming I was like, yes, please! Because this Island could do with some better weather. In fact, if we did continue to have better weather and we sorted out the politics then it would be the best place in the world to live. Who knows, maybe, just maybe, we will sort both of these out. A new report funded by the Met Office seems to be terrified of things getting a bit warmer here.

Now we have to be careful of manipulation of data as we have covered in this article on extreme weather. As Stevenson Screens are prone to over reading, claims of record breaking temperatures or overall increases have to be taken with a grain of salt because most of the readings are coming from a device which looks like a beehive on stilts. Without proper air flow to these devices the inside will become hotter than what is actually the temperature. Couple that with the heat island effect and we quickly have an inaccurate picture of reality in the form of temperature measurements.

The report seems to think these beehives on stilts would provide unquestionable data?

“The majority of observations presented are from the UK’s network of weather stations, managed by both the Met Office and a number of key partners and co-operating volunteers. These observations represent ‘ground truth’. They conform to current best-practice observational standards as defined by the World Meteorological Organization (WMO). They also pass through a range of quality assurance procedures at the Met Office before application for climate monitoring. The report also includes time series of near-coast sea-surface temperature and sea-level, and a short section on phenology.”

This seems to completely contradict reality because nearly one in three Met Office temperature monitoring stations are operating with warnings attached.

Also with an amazing spring and summer so far, the climate cult are frothing at the mouth. We are left wondering if perhaps they just want to be miserable and live in permanent cold and clouds. If we’re lucky the will just have to keep moving further north to get that gloomy fix whilst we enjoy some good weather. That is, if this wonderful run of sunshine this year isn’t just a once off and the next year we will be back to what often happens and that is summer but no (or little) sun. Because weather is not climate and one season doesn’t define where we are going in the long term.

What seems to be the agenda of the climate cult is to demonise the sun and heat. Trying to build up and have people associate heat and warmth with death. When in fact, it is the opposite! Overwhelmingly, across the world, cold kills far, far more people than heat. But you wont have a death tally of how many die from cold during the winter from the climate cult because that doesn’t fit the narrative.

Then once again the climate cult show themselves not to be environmentalists because more warmth would be good for nearly all life on earth. So why wouldn’t we welcome it? In my book The Beginners Guide To The Climate Con I give a brief overview on all the different forms of life that would welcome things a bit warmer here. This is also expanded on in my upcoming new book: The Advanced Guide To The Climate Con, set for release late August.

The report is claiming frost is happening less frequently, why is this a bad thing? This increases the growing seasons for farmers who can plant earlier and leave crops growing for later. Why does everyone at the Met Office and the climate cult in general just desperately desire to be freezing their balls and tits off?

We all instinctively know that the sun is the giver of life and we all feel a bit better when it is shining. Maybe this is why the sun dimming experiment was announced because having a happy, vibrant United Kingdom terrifies certain groups because they are doing everything they can to break the spirit of the nation. Can’t have moral to high, eh? Well it seems like nature has other ideas. Well, if this is truly to be the trend anyway and not just weather because although the climate is always changing it does take a while to confirm it’s a change and not just fluctuation.

Finally the Met Office article couldn’t help but throw in a dash of fear relating to sea level rise. Claiming that most of the sea level rise has happened in recent years. This may be true but most of not much is, well, not much. As our wonderful series of sea level rise memes show, there isn’t much to worry about. Even the report itself says: “However, there are large uncertainties in estimates of sea level rise around the UK.”

Brilliant.